Never Shag A Scorpio

Have You Ever Been Ensnared By A Scorpio? Ghosted By A Gemini? Catfished By A Cancer? Well Dear Reader, This Is The Book For You. Strap In As Astrologer B.J. Lovegood Takes You On A Journey Through The Galaxy Where You'Ll Learn How To Dodge Red Flags And Avoid Dating Disasters. Never Shag A Scorpio Is An Amorous Adventure Through The Zodiac. Funny, Smutty And Embarrassingly Accurate, It Will Teach You How To Lure A Leo, Turn On A Taurus And Impress A Pisces' Parents. Complete With Full Romantic Profiles For Each Star Sign And Hilarious And Handy Listicles Such As 'Top 5 Places To Have Sex With A Sagittarius' And 'A Taurus'S Top 5 Breakup Songs', This Book Is Your Go-To Guide To Navigating The Steamy Side Of Astrology.