The Tw%T Files

A Hugely Relatable, Funny, Honest And Inspirational 'Memoir Of Sorts' In Which Dawn Celebrates What It Means To Be Gloriously, Messily Human. When I Was Younger I Wanted To Be An Interesting, Sophisticated, Semi-Heroic, Multi-Layered Person. But. That Kind Of Perfect Is Impossible. Being An Actual Twat Is Much More The Real Me. Sorry To Boast, But I Am A Champion Twat. In The Twat Files I Will Tell You About All The Times I'Ve Been A Total And Utter Twat. The Moments Where I'Ve Misunderstood Stuff And Messed Up. My Hope Is That These Stories Might Fire Up Yer Engines To Remind You Of Just What A Massive Twat You Also Are. Let'S Celebrate And Revel In This Most Delightful Of Traits Together. That Would Be Perfectly Twatty.