You're Not Old, You're Vintage

Just like a valuable antique, your smooth finish may have become a little lined and your legs may creak from time to time. But don't worry: even if you no longer have all your original parts and nobody can find your instruction manual, it's great to be vintage! Whether you're a silver surfer or a golden oldie, you've still got what it takes (it just takes a little longer than it used to). Yes, there's the memory loss, wrinkles and the receding hairline but you're worldly- ...